Comments on: Fem's Feral Fangs Exposed

By: Pam Maltzman

Pam Maltzman — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:19:14 +0000

I know several men who think that Angelina has just the sexiest lips. Well, obviously, I don’t see the same things in her that they do.

BTW, Miss Jolie supposedly really, really wants to play the part of Dagny Taggart in Atlas Shrugged. I don’t know what the status of that is–I don’t think she’s right for the part. She comes across to me as all too much blatant sexuality and no brains, although I thought she did a good job in Tomb Raider.

By: Pam Maltzman

Pam Maltzman — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 00:16:42 +0000

Supposedly, young women’s relatively full and pouty lips (when naturally that way) are that way in part because of their high estrogen levels; it’s supposedly one of those secondary sexual characteristics that just drive (some) men wild. When we women hit menopause, our lips thin out somewhat, because our estrogen levels drop (not sure whether or not estrogen replacement therapy keeps those lips nice and full).

Angelina Jolie’s lips, to me, have always looked way too enhanced to be natural. In many of her photographs, she looks like a kissing gourami. There’s just too much lip there to be believable as natural.

By: Ira Newborn

Ira Newborn — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 22:03:54 +0000

I knew an oboe player who got collagen shots to blow up her lips. She couldn't play the oboe worth a damn anymore but she got even more work then before. I happen to agree with you on 95% of what you write but you are wrong about Sheryl Crow. She is not untalented unless you don't think she's really all that sweet.

[At least Sean agrees with me. When she can compose and play like THIS, well, then, we'll talk.]

By the way, I feel really useless just agreeing with you all the time. Why don't you start writing some more about music so I can bust you one in the nose and have some fun?

[Try "Coldplay's Contrapuntal Incompetence"]

By: james huggins

james huggins — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:58:53 +0000

Advertising moguls are usually either from New York or Southern California. Consequently their obvious sense of superiority sometimes shows through. This commercial’s political jab and lack of good taste plays well to that group. Hopefully, regular people will shove it up the noses of said advertisers and remind them that there are still ladies out there.

By: Franklin Oliveira

Franklin Oliveira — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:50:17 +0000

I think the issue is wealthy American women, especially celebrities, are getting their lips stuffed with silicone. What do you think is behind the look, Ilana?

By: Pam Maltzman

Pam Maltzman — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 21:55:05 +0000

I've read a little bit about Weston A. Price, who did studies on primitive versus modernized folks 80 or 90 (?) years ago... it was his theory (backed up by comparison photos, etc.) that the primitive tribes eating their native foods had perfect teeth, and usually wide faces and dental arches. Once the white man's foods (white flour, white sugar, processed foods) were substituted for the native foods, dental anomalies started showing up in the next generation born after the introduction of such foods. He cited cases of people who didn't have access to the dentistry available even back then (not even toothbrushes and toothpaste), and they had nice straight teeth. As for Sandra Bernhard, well, she probably got ridiculed a lot growing up, but she seems to have turned her strange looks into an asset in her work. The lips that really gross me out are those of Angelina Jolie's. Until very recently, she looked (to me) more like a kissing gourami than anything else. She looked to me like she had had collagen injections... I mean, most of us regular women don't have lips that swollen, no matter how high the estrogen level might be when we're young.