Comments on: Onward & Downward The Blond Squad

By: Whoopdy Do

Whoopdy Do — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:32:28 +0000

Before we go slurring all blondes, we should ascertain how many of the ladies in question actually ARE blond.

It is time to end the shameless masquerades of brunettes pretending to a higher hair color. I feel we must do this for the sake of the children. Furthermore, as this is rapidly turning into a national crisis, we must act NOW.

Therefore, I propose a new Federal Agency to regulate and police all shades of hair. Funding for this program will involve only a minimal taxpayer contribution (for now).

By: M. B. Moon

M. B. Moon — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:06:23 +0000

"Why do gentelmen prefer blondes again?" mari They do? Good, that leaves all the redheads to me.

By: james huggins

james huggins — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:59:53 +0000

I like Carrie. You need to get after some ugly chick. Never let it be said I don’t give these issues the depth of thought they require.

By: John Danforth

John Danforth — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:27:09 +0000

Why do gentlemen prefer blondes?

They love to show off their expensive toys.

(I’m not that gentleman.)

Really, what a beauty pageant contestant thinks about any social issue is about as important as what the politics of a guitar player are. I’m probably in the minority on this, but I’m OK with that.

By: cameron

cameron — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:45:14 +0000

America’s obsession with blond women is odd.
In Germany, where I lived for a long time, the majority of female celebrities are not blond.

By: Myron Pauli

Myron Pauli — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 05:09:47 +0000

If stupidity were energy, we’d be living in Utopia since there is no shortage! First, a gay judge (Perez Hilton) is hired to judge a beauty pageant (the usual boobjob anorexics…) – which is like having a vegetarian judging a steak cookout. Second, the gay judge asks the contestant her opinion on homosexual marriage, although such a question is as relevant to a beauty pageant as Prejean’s opinions on nuclear waste disposal, Objectivism, or medieval Popes. When Blondie does not endorse
Hilton’s lifestyle, he axes her chances at Miss USA and brags about this to the world. This results in elevating nonentity Prejean to the Sarah Palin Endowed Chair of Blondology Christian Martyrdom and instant fame. From then on, it is a chronicle of semi-nude photos, managers, Donald Trump, and lawsuits.

Of course, WHY does Larry King need this vapid nonentity on his show? Meanwhile, King asks her numerous times about the confidential non-disclosure agreement – she keeps refusing to answer and he keeps asking (duh – why did she agree?? – Answer: “FOR THE MONEY, HONEY”) and
she gets in a tiff. But like Sistah Sarah, it doesn’t matter … for Carrie is a Righteous Christian Babe – HALLELUJAH!!

By: Mari Tyers

Mari Tyers — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:55:06 +0000

Elizabeth Hasselbeck was good on the Style Channel’s “The Look for Less,” and that’s about it. Anywhere else she is a prime example of “The Peter Principle.” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle

As for Carrie Prejean, she was rude and obviously incompetent. Secrecy about the terms of a settlement are standard, why a person settled is not. Prejean came across as another dumb blonde. Why do gentelmen prefer blondes again?