printWhen I see someone on TV who’s particularly grotesque or gormless—and it happens a LOT—I say to the spouse: “Just you see, she/he has a great career ahead.” This applies in spades to “Julio” Osegueda, the MacDonalds worker who asked Obama for … free stuff. What else?
Osegueda shouted mulishly, “Oh, gracious God, thank you so much!“, and ranted like a retard. Obama praised him for his “good communication skills.” The Huffington Post agreed with the president’s sharp-eyed judgment. Sure enough, CNN reported that Osegueda has landed a gig as a broadcaster.
Osegueda is straight out of the masterpiece “Idiocracy,” compulsory viewing if you frequent this blog. But you be the judge. I’ve posted the YouTube below.
The savior’s revival meeting continued with the sad case of Henrietta Hughes. Watch the middle-aged woman in the crowd. Look how she fixes a desperate, lusty, love-struck gaze on Obama and mouths: “I love you Barack,” clutching her bosom and blowing kisses his way. This is sick stuff. If ever Obama is assaulted, it’ll be by one of these sex starved (no doubt), goofy groupies.
Those inspiring videos made me update Paul Simon’s song “Me and Julio” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqtX4qZBdRs :
Barack Obama rolled out of bed
And he flew to the townhall meeting
When Julio saw him, he began to shout
Waved his hands in a friendly greeting
Julio’s in school
So he was no fool
And Obama’s rule
Is to pay for his school
Then there was the lady named Henrietta Hughes
’bout her bathroom she was a bitchin’
But Obama was nice and he said it twice
I’ll get you a brand new kitchen
Stimulus is on its way
I don’t know where its going
Stimulus is on its way
You’ll get health care
But I don’t know where
Goodbye Hughesie, the queen of fawning
See you, me and Julio
Down by the townhall
See you, me and Julio
Down by the townhall
Me and Julio down by the townhall
In a couple of years a broadcastin’ career
You’ll forget about life at McDonalds
And your new tax rebate
Will make you feel great
We was all on the cover of Newsweek
Stimulus is on its way
I don’t know where its going
Stimulus is on its way
You’ll get health care
But I don’t know where
Goodbye Hughesie, the queen of fawning
See you, me and Julio
Down by the townhall
See you, me and Julio
Down by the townhall
Me and Julio down by the townhall
[You’re quite the talent, Myron]
“Why you keep trying to read that word? You a fag?!”
Might possibly be the best line captured on film EVER.