printYou had 14 underdeveloped babies, willfully test-tubed via in vitro fertilization, and you spew forth mouthfuls of clichés, oblivious to the destruction you’ve wrought. Speaking of your Mouth: you’ve inflated it to resemble the mating-abalone lips on the famous face of another fertile female. Your nose too has been so obviously sculpted to look like hers. Clearly, IVF is not your only pastime—or expense.
And those are your better features.
You’re not working with much; that’s stating the obvious. What a shame about those tiny tots, who’ll have to battle the odds of being yours.
On the bright side: Judging from your compromised intelligence, self-absorption and recklessness, you have the making of a star in contemporary America. Already you’re described by your intellectual equals in the moron media as “Calm, poised and articulate.”
America: meet Nadya Suleman The Great. “A Star is Born.”
Seriously, when I see someone on TV who’s particularly grotesque or gormless (it happens all the time), I say to Sean: “Just you see, she/he has a great career ahead.”
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I think a lot of people are wondering just how she managed all the IVF fees, and will manage to support all these children… certainly not on her salary as some sort of psychiatric technician or even on the disability payments she received after the back injury.
I have a hard-enough time wrapping my brain around the desire for one or two kids, much less such a brood as she has willfully done.
Her parents apparently were well-off at one time, but are not now. Still, just feeding, housing, and clothing them will take a significant amount of scratch.
This is wrong on so many levels; it makes my head hurt. It’s been reported that even her own mother says she’s crazy.
It is outrageous that NBC paid Nadya $300,000 for a “news” interview. As for IVF, roughly 50% of cases I know of (such as Elizabeth Edwards and my wife) later came down with cancer. I am getting more and more like the Pope about these IVF hucksters (who get tens of thousands from insurance companies for producing a few babies while there are lots of poor, abused, and abandoned babies needing homes. I am more convinced than ever that IVF is largely a profession of ethically-challenged hack physicians who like to play God for cash. The IVF clinic and NOT the taxpayers should bear the entire burden of raising these kids.
[My condolences over your wife.]