Breaking News For Boobus Americanus

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Now to some Bald Basics: To sport the hairless do, one has to have a well-shaped skull, something Britney Spears most certainly lacks. A bad jaw line, double chin, and no cheekbones to speak of —these do not complement the sheared look. Baldies like Sinead O’Connor and Natalie Portman of the “Vendetta” fame have little to recommend them… except really well-shaped crania. This here is one very ugly head. The frontal view accentuates Britney’s shapeless mug even better. The stomach is pretty out there too. When she turns 30, this girl will look 50.

3 thoughts on “Breaking News For Boobus Americanus

  1. Eric Zucker

    Britney always appeared to me to be exploiting the shock value of the look of jailbait. Her soft facial features are those of a prepubescent girl–not a woman. Now she’s losing whatever little visual appeal she may have had as her face and body become even more slack. She has apparently decided to embrace the look of a concentration camp prisoner to get attention.

    Britney is like a car wreck on the highway that gets my attention but, not for any good reason.

  2. Alex

    Oh wow. I can’t believe she managed to look so terrible in those pics. And why is she smiling? I would be embarassed…

  3. Jeanne

    Sigh. Doesn’t this make one long for the days of Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, Ingrid Bergman, and the like. I know they too had their “scandals”, but at that time, modesty and privacy still meant something, and they were women of true beauty and grace, something Britney Spears has never and will never have.

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