Deformed Dwarfs Ride Horses To Their Deaths At Freakness

Try running fast yourselves, freaks. Don’t ride an animal to death. As detailed in the post “American Pharoah Flogged To Victory,” the demonic, deformed dwarfs riding these beautiful and brave racehorses are merciless motherf-ckers. It’s as simple as all that. Two noble creatures were ridden to death by more such little devils, jockeys they’re called, at the Preakness (not sure if that’s a typo) this year.

Try running fast yourselves, deformed freaks. Don’t ride animals to death. RIP #Pramedya & #Homeboykris: https://t.co/vptbMJ4sVf #Preakness

— Ilana Mercer (@IlanaMercer) May 21, 2016