printHe was throwing out Ukrainian names like they were American national heroes, familiar to all.
He is Adam Schiff, Democrat from California, and chairman of the House Intelligence Committee.
Trump’s rap sheet as recounted by this colossal moron:
Trump withheld a White House meeting from Ukraine. OMG!
Trump failed to release aid to an incorrigibly corrupt Ukraine for a sorry few hours. OMG!
Trump linked aid to an obstacle course the recipient country, Ukraine, needed to traverse. The outrage!
Imagine not squandering taxpayer funds as fast as Congress instructed Trump to!
That, apparently, put America’s national security in peril. OMG, again.
Trump, cries Schiff, doesn’t give a flying f-ck about Ukraine. Here’s a little secret: Most Americans don’t give a tinker’s toss about Ukraine. Trump voters, at the very least, want peace with Russia; they don’t wish to fight Ukraine’s wars.
Trump only sweats the Big Stuff, bleats Schiff. A Big-Idea president? We can’t have that.
Spoiler alert: We voted for a Big-Idea president. MAGA, America First, less immigration: Those are Big Ideas.
I’ll tell you what puts our very lives in peril, Adam Schiff, you colossal moron: poking the Russian bear. Some serious Russia experts even warn of a nuclear conflagration because of America’s Russia monomania.