Category Archives: Conservatism

‘Limping, Limp Republicans’

Conservatism, John McCain, Pop-Culture, Republicans

From my new, WND column, “Limping, Limp Republicans:

“I get the impression that Republicans are growing more flaccid by the day—and it’s not because John McCain, their presidential pick, blushes at the mention of masculinity-related medication.

McCain thinks you commune with God by amnestying illegal aliens. Time and again, the mushy McCain has scolded the few remaining plucky Republicans daring to defile the Democrats. …

Songbird Sen. Orrin Hatch is another tender heart. The Republican representative from Utah has been serenading “legendary liberal” Teddy Kennedy. …

That a popular women’s television show features females who’re soft in the head is to be expected. But, once again, the Republican led the way. …”

Read the rest “HERE.

The Hassle of Hasselbeck

Conservatism, Etiquette, Pop-Culture, Race

In an uncontaminated culture, Elizabeth Hasselbeck would be seen and not heard. Alas, this lefty is the conservative movement’s brain trust on a show called “The View.” To be fair to the woman, Hasselbeck is no stupider than her co-hosts. Whoopi Goldberg, from the few snippets I’ve endured, is the best of a bad bunch.

Hasselbeck has contributed the sob and the wide-eyed stare to Socratic debate; when words fail, she weeps, splutters and uses extravagant gestures. I told you she’s brilliant.

Following Jesse Jackson’s calling Obama by the “N” word (yawn), a debate has ensued as to whether it’s ever appropriate to use the word (yawn). Hasselbeck took sanctimony to a new level and—wait a sec, while I wipe the tears—began bawling on “The View”:

“How are we supposed to move forward if we keep using words that bring back that pain?”

CAN’T WE JUST GET ALONG? (Note how crying–sentimentality–is confused with authentic compassion and imbued with virtue.)

I’ve had my fill of so-called “black pain,” which I hold between the tongs of quotation marks for a reason. But this lily-white woman weeping in empathy is even more nauseating than suffering the sight of Sean Hannity and Al Sharpton at a love-in on Fox News. (Yet more thoroughbred conservatism on show.)

In any event, I am fully on the side of Whoopi and other blacks who’ve briefed the bleeding hearts wanting to (just about) ban the word as to the proper etiquette of its use. Blacks use it among themselves and in what Obama termed the art of hip hop. Whites should probably steer clear.

As a Jew, I have been known to say the odd outlandish thing, such as, “Around 11:00PM I am seized by an Auschwitz hunger.” It’s outré (bad, Ilana). Still, I think it would be a tad ruder if a non-Jew said that. Jewish-related comments, when uttered by a gentile, could be experienced as impolite if not hurtful.

What’s the big deal? It’s common sense.

However, by the same token, if whites can recognize and respect that blacks have different cultural references, blacks should accord whites the same courtesy (that’ll be the day). That’s the real issue here.

It’s all about etiquette, courtesy and reciprocity.

They’re Coming For Your Kids!

Conservatism, Constitution, Criminal Injustice, Family, Justice, Law, Left-Liberalism And Progressivisim, The State

“Imagine: One day you’re frolicking in the open air on a large compound, doing your daily chores, and feasting on hearty homegrown fare; the next you’re gagging on a diet of T&A courtesy of MTV, and fast-food compliments of your fat foster mom. As the makeshift mom hollers at you to swallow your zombifying meds—the Texas foster care system is notorious for pumping its charges full of psychotropic drugs—her flaccid live-in lover eyes you lustily.”

As I write, many of the kids kidnapped by Texas rangers from the Yearning for Zion ranch are being scattered across the state to far-flung group homes and shelters. In the land of the free and home of the brave hundreds of children can be rounded up and removed from their families based on a hunch or a hoax. No hue and cry will ensue—not from professional civil libertarians, nor from members of the unwatchful dogs in the media, or from presidential candidates vying to uphold—or is it just to hold—the Constitution.”

The excerpt is from my new WorldNetDaily.com column, “They’re Coming For Your Kids!” The column leads the WND Commentary Page for Friday, April 25.

Sullivan Slobbers For Obama

Barack Obama, Conservatism, Media, Neoconservatism

As you know, pundit Andrew Sullivan was one of the failed “experts” who provided the intellectual edifice for the war, also inspiring impressionable young men and women to sacrifice their lives and limbs to the insatiable Iraq Moloch.

To be fair, Sullivan distinguished himself from the rest of the nation’s philosopher-kings in that he did recant. Deep in a Time Magazine column he buried an expression of “a real sense of shame and sorrow that so many have died because of errors made by their superiors, and by writers like me.” This alone makes him infinitely nobler than most other teletwits who’re shoved down the collective gullet by media, and who were all wrong all along about the invasion of Iraq, and many other grave matters.

Of course, the media is every bit as mired in moral and intellectual confusion as the pundits they feature . If they exposed their failed experts, they’d be exposing their own moral and intellectual flabbiness. They’d be beaching themselves, which is how they all ought to end up—beached.

The same Sullivan, wrong for so long on such a crucial matter, appeared on Meet the Press, April 6, intoxicated—drunk with love not for war, this time, but for Obama. Bami is absolutely sincere about everything he says, Sullivan almost sobbed. Thankfully, a wry Christopher Hitchens was there to provide a counterweight to Sullivan’s emotional effusing.

“Richly revealing was the way Obama tarred his maternal (white) grandma with the taint of racism,” not once, by mistake, but repeatedly. You’ll all agree that was quite something to behold. Hitchens certainly thought so. He smiled and said something to the effect that never before had he seen put into practice the expression throwing granny to the wolves. Or throwing granny under the bus. Obama’s outing of his infirm, 86-year-old grandma as a racist, fit to be lumped with the vile Rev. Wright—that was a first for to Hitchens. (And to me; most good people show respect to their grandparents.)

In response, Sullivan oozed denials, the sum total of which amounted to, “Leave him alone, you nasty man; Bami didn’t mean it that way.” Andy dominated the remainder of the conversation with “arguments” of a similar caliber.

I paraphrase the gist of what Dr. Thomas Szasz once said to me: Hitchens may be wrong on many issues, but at least he’s highly intelligent.

And what a conversationalist!

Back to my main point: Crunchy con Sullivan should not be listened to when he prostrates himself at the feet of Obama and asks that we do the same. For too long he’s dished out dollops of ahistoric, unintuitive, and reckless verbiage on some pretty defining issues. Isn’t it time his status as “experts” for whom public goodwill runs eternal be revoked? At least Hitchens, unlike Sullivan, didn’t vow that he had looked into a candidate’s eyes and seen his soul.