Category Archives: Judaism & Jews

Updated: Grammar Tutorial For Malkin

America, English, Human Accomplishment, Judaism & Jews, The West, The Zeitgeist

I know most of you don’t share my apparently anachronistic devotion to syntax and grammar—English, not Spanish. But I couldn’t help sharing with you one of Ms. Malkin’s grammatical infelicity:

“There are a new generation of combat veterans running for office who haven’t made a career of trashing the base.” So Ms. Malkin wrote.

Let me do the schoolmarm’s dues: the subject of the sentence is “a new generation of combat veterans running for office.” It is singular, not plural. Therefore: “There is a new generation of combat veterans running for office that hasn’t made a career of trashing the base.” 

Grammarians: Is it “that” or “which”–that’s my dilemma here.

(I was not particualrly enamored of these tortured sentences.)

Those of you who’re interested in staying faithful to English may appreciate this post: “Conjugate The Verb, Dammit!”
Of course, I always welcome corrections.

Update: Wouldn’t you know it; we got a few letters from the new kind of conservative. Who is he? He is the ultimate social leveler. An egalitarian. He views exceptional abilities as a threat to the banality he feels so comfortable around. He loves that English has been debased and no one is the wiser. Why? It makes him feel good about himself. He considers it the height of meanness for the knowledgeable to impart a lesson to the less knowledgeable. Teaching to him is “elitism.” He is the parent who charges headlong into class if a teacher dares to correct his crappy kid. “What are you doing to little Johnny’s self-esteem,” he’ll bleat. He is the reason good teachers are scarce and kids are as high on themselves as they are pig-ignorant.
Self-esteem, not objective knowledge and standards, is his catechism. Pointing out errors–teaching–hurts feelings, so it must be shunned. “I don’t want to learn, I want to feel good” is his credo. Far better to wallow in ignorance than point out the god-awful error of a seasoned “writer.” (This was not a typo or a spelling error—mere trifles—but a serious grammatical error, one that indicates the writer hasn’t a clue about syntax and grammar.)  He’s the creep who wants to invade every “Aayrab” country–that he considers a proper defense of the West; defending the English language; not so much. (And yes, he still pronounces it Eyeraq instead of Eeraq.)
Russell Kirk, a brilliant writer, would be sick to his stomach on reading what passes for an op-ed these days (to say nothing of what passes for books).
Do me a favor; go slum it elsewhere.

Update # II: An example of this despicable mindset: a reader writes, on the one hand, that my “abilities as a writer…are exquisite.” This is a good thing, right? Not to the “Idiocracy“. He quickly qualifies that this skill I have, which I’ve honed with is evidence not of passion, hard work and wicked self-scrutiny (the last column was written in one sitting), but of a “snippy or smug, uppity aura.” Get it? If you can use the language to convey so much, as I do, you’re not to be praised or appreciated, but picked upon.
Shall I begin to write like Billo to please this standard bearer? Wait a sec, Ilana; you already know that had you agreed to become a political Ho, your syndication would not have fallen through.
Sing along with me y’all to the tune of “Aquarius” from that great piece of art, “Hair”: this is the age of the idiot, the age of the idiot, the idiot…

(Another reason to love Malkin: she made internment chic again.)

Updated: Mitt’s Sincere Sermon

America, Christianity, Elections 2008, Judaism & Jews, Left-Liberalism And Progressivisim, Liberty, Objectivism, Religion, The West, The Zeitgeist

I don’t think a commentator can credibly understand or expatiate upon America, in particular—and the West, in general—without reference to the Judeo-Christian tradition. Heck, one can’t appreciate the greatest composer of all times—Bach—without acknowledging the contribution of his muse—Christianity—to the glory of his music. Ditto for many other great artists.
This is why there’s a sterility and a lack of believability to the religious-hating aspects of Objectivism. As to Christopher Hitchens, he’s an ex-Trotskyite. Why would he understand America?
I say all this even though I am irreligious (although very Jewish in my thinking). America is undeniably and deeply religious.
Having no dog in the fight over Mitt’s Mormonism, I have to say, moreover, that listening to his speech about his faith was moving. Admittedly, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints may have some odd ideas. Not so the Mormons I know; they are very fine people. And quite magnificent is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir; it’s in fact the finest in the world.
As you can see, it’s impossible to untangle religion in the West and the glorious cultural contribution it has inspired in the faithful.
Particularly loathsome in their mocking commentary about Mitt’s sincere sermon were Keith Olbermann and his Washington-Post henchman—they compared Mitt to their idol, J. F. Kennedy, and found him lacking, to put it mildly. The two did, however, drive home how loathsome the liberal left can be.

Update: Jerri (listen to her great interviews) will enjoy this excerpt from the Hebrew Bible in the First Book Of Samuel. It’s one of the oldest, greatest, most forceful injunctions against the wickedness of centralized power. (Let me tell you, it’s so much better in the original Hebrew). How can one grasp the ancient quest for liberty without proper reverence to this tradition and its revelational component? Note that the king, warns G-d, will take a tenth of the people’s wealth. If only! Send us such a king who will enslave us to the tune of a tenth only!
1 Samuel 8

Israel Asks for a King
1 When Samuel grew old, he appointed his sons as judges for Israel. 2 The name of his firstborn was Joel and the name of his second was Abijah, and they served at Beersheba. 3 But his sons did not walk in his ways. They turned aside after dishonest gain and accepted bribes and perverted justice.
4 So all the elders of Israel gathered together and came to Samuel at Ramah. 5 They said to him, “You are old, and your sons do not walk in your ways; now appoint a king to lead [a] us, such as all the other nations have.”
6 But when they said, “Give us a king to lead us,” this displeased Samuel; so he prayed to the LORD. 7 And the LORD told him: “Listen to all that the people are saying to you; it is not you they have rejected, but they have rejected me as their king. 8 As they have done from the day I brought them up out of Egypt until this day, forsaking me and serving other gods, so they are doing to you. 9 Now listen to them; but warn them solemnly and let them know what the king who will reign over them will do.”
10 Samuel told all the words of the LORD to the people who were asking him for a king. 11 He said, “This is what the king who will reign over you will do: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. 12 Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. 13 He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. 14 He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. 15 He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. 16 Your menservants and maidservants and the best of your cattle [b] and donkeys he will take for his own use. 17 He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. 18 When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, and the LORD will not answer you in that day.”

Updated: The Boring Idea (Or Donny Vs. Annie)

Ann Coulter, Christianity, Judaism & Jews, Media

The verbose, vacuous Donny Deutsch had the leggy, one-trick Coulter on his big bore of a show, “The Big Idea.”

The exchange:

“Deutsch said to her: ‘You said we should throw Judaism away and we should all be Christians,’ and Coulter again replied, ‘Yes.’ When pressed by Deutsch regarding whether she wanted to be like ‘the head of Iran’ and ‘wipe Israel off the Earth,’ Coulter stated: ‘No, we just want Jews to be perfected, as they say. … That’s what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.’”

Deutsch promptly took offense. Left-liberals, Jews included, followed. I don’t have the time or patience to search for links to their apoplexy (here’s one). However, let me say this: If Coulter was more than a brash babe (she’s looking bonny), she’d have explained (as I did in “Unlearend Rabbi Rages at Ratzinger“) that a filament of the Christian faith is the belief that the path to God is predicated on accepting Christ. The centrality in Christianity of accepting Christ is a doctrinal issue, plain and simple. To get past the Pearly Gates, Christians believe one has to accept Christ.

So what? I don’t hear Christians telling orthodox Jews to ditch their maddening dietary laws, because these make people of other faiths feel excluded.

So long as they don’t use the Rack to convert others, why do these immutable doctrinal issues matter?

On a slightly different tack (but still on the topic of Coulter and Christianity), I wrote the following in February, 2005:

“Most real people had a 9/11 moment. Ann Coulter’s call to arms was particularly memorable. For exhorting, ‘We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity,’ she was even banished from National Review. This was indeed a puzzling purge, considering neoconservatives promptly adopted her recommendations, invaded Muslim countries, and killed their leaders.

The neocons have adopted all of Coulter’s recommendations, save the peaceful one. So long as it’s voluntary and doesn’t involve The Rack, I think that unleashing an army of missionaries on the Islamic patrimony would be far more efficacious than the military offensives currently underway. In fact, I’ve always suspected that an aversion to Christian conversion was at the core of the ‘girlie boys’’ horrified response to Coulter’s cri de coeur.”

Update (12:25 AM): A brief comment on Coulter’s clinging to the instant clemency Christianity offers:

Here’s more of Coulter the theologian, in the punch-up with Deutsch:

“[The New Testament] is more like Federal Express,” she barked at Deutsch. “You have to obey laws. … As you know from the Old Testament, God was constantly getting fed up with humans for not being able to live up to all the laws. What Christians believe—this is just a statement of what the New Testament is—is that that’s why Christ came and died for our sins.”

Yes, a Jew can’t expect to go to heaven if he whoops it up for an unjust war, and pimps for a corrupt president (that is if you believe all the heaven hocus pocus; I don’t). In Judaism, your actions determine your fate on earth and in the hereafter (the first being more important than the last).

A rabbi can’t wave a wand and absolve the wicked, as a priest does following confession. A Jew has to obey certain imperatives toward G-d and his fellow man. In other words, he must live justly and do good deeds.

So, yes: I can see the appeal amnesty express à la Christianity would hold for Coulter.

Letter From Jerusalem By Paul Gottfried

Israel, Judaism & Jews

Paul Gottfried, who was kind enough to offer Advance Praise for my book, is one of Barely a Blog’s A-List guest writers. Paul is Professor of Humanities at Elizabethtown College, and author of The Conservative Movement, Carl Schmitt: Politics and Theory, After Liberalism: Mass Democracy in the Managerial State, Multiculturalism and the Politics of Guilt: Toward a Secular Theocracy. Professor Gottfried’s new book is The Strange Death of Marxism: The European Left in the New Millennium. The following vignettes from Israel are accompanied by Paul’s signature penetrating insights —the kind absent in the flat, ideological rants dished out by the anti-Semitic far left, the hard right, and their far-out libertarian allies.—ILANA

LETTER FROM JERUSALEM

BY PAUL GOTTFRIED

Having spent most of last January touring Israel or recovering in the U.S. from the subsequent jet lag, it may be appropriate to list here some of my impressions. The Jewish population was markedly different from anything I had expected. If there are Israeli counterparts to Abe Foxman and Midge Decter, I’m delighted I didn’t encounter them. The vast majority of Jews I did meet were Moroccan and Levantine, whereas most of the security police in the entrances to shopping malls and on the road between East Jerusalem and the Dead Sea are dark-skinned Jewish Ethiopians. These Falashim (which is their disparaging Ethiopian name) are usually polite to a fault but known to be tough on suspected terrorists. They are now moving into a vocational-ethnic niche that resembles that of the Irish police in the U.S.

Most of the Israeli Jewish population seems oblivious to Christian anti-Semitism and comes from societies that did not suffer in the Holocaust. They do not echo the fear found in ADL publications; nor do they celebrate or lament Jewish marginality in the manner of New York literati. But they are inordinately fond of the American Religious Right, whose silliness they ignore because Robertson and Falwell are working night and day on behalf of Israel. They are also importing from Poland and the Philippines a predominantly Catholic work force, to take the place of the West Bank Palestinians. A cheap labor source, the West Bankers now reside behind a long, impenetrable wall (hachomah), which the Israeli government put up about ten miles west of the Mediterranean. Inhabitants of the town of Netanya, north of Tel Aviv, where my brother and I stayed, expressed relief that the wall had gone up. Only last year, suicide bombers had hiked from the West Bank, a distance of nine miles, to a by now reconstructed shopping mall, where they had blown up the shops and the customers. Note the Israelis make this point while emphasizing the obvious: It seems wise to keep those who threaten you at a safe distance and so high walls make for peaceful neighbors.

My niece who was spending the year in Israel, at a horse-breeding farm near Tel Aviv, was struck by the international work force at her communal settlement. Although originally a quasi-Marxist enterprise, this Moshav now includes seasonal European workers who look after the Arabian steeds and tend to the citrus groves. One of my niece’s friends, a Polish guest worker, who conversed with us in a curious combination of Hebrew, Polish, and English, was intent on staying. But afterwards she informed us that Israeli security forces had sent him home because “his papers were not in order.” When my brother asked if anyone had objected, my niece explained that her bosses accepted this “as part of life.” After all, “security means that you can’t have people stay if their visa has expired.”

Two aspects of Israeli life struck me with particular force. One is the narrowness of the country’s width, which in its populous central region extends about ten miles, between the Mediterranean and the wall; two is the approximately one million Israeli Palestinians who coexist with Jews, Filipinos and European guest workers. Traveling north from Tel Aviv toward the Galilee we drove from one Arab Muslim village to the next; and none of the towns, with the possible exception of Nazareth, is known for religious or ethnic diversity. For the non-Muslim population, this concentration poses a security problem, given the fact that the Arab Muslims in Jerusalem support Hamas overwhelmingly. Although little love exists between the Jews and Israeli Palestinians, or so my interlocutors kept reminding me in Hebrew, French and English, the two sides have established a modus vivendi. One can see them eating, albeit at separate tables, in the same McDonalds (kosher) restaurants. Extended Arab families frequent Moroccan Jewish eateries, where the food and language are essentially Arab. In Jerusalem, despite the generally tense relations between Orthodox Jews, many imported from the U.S., and East Jerusalem Arabs, the same kind of commercial coexistence prevails. The hotels, which cater heavily to Jewish tourists from the U.S. and the former British Empire, reveal Palestinian, Filipino, and Jewish employees working side by side.

Military security in Israel, necessitated by West Bank Palestinians and concern about their Israeli cousins, drives other arrangements. It accounts for the omnipresent check- points and the helicopters flying overhead at the beach in Tel Aviv and at the excavation sites at Caesarea and Capernaum. The same pressure explains the apparently relaxed manner in which Israelis stretch their institutions, particularly the military, to include those unlike themselves. While they do not draft Palestinians, their army does include the Druze, who are deviationist Shiites, Bedouins, and Maronite Christians. Non-Orthodox Israelis will contrast the swarthy “patriotic” Yemenites and Ethiopians, who serve in border units, to the Orthodox, who have lots of children and often live on welfare but are exempt from military duty.
¼br /> Since the Orthodox, who are often resettled from Western countries, are usually the most outspoken annexationists, a complaint made about them is that they exacerbate strife without bearing responsibility for their actions. But this complaint does not apply to the “modern Orthodox,” who wear Rabbinically-prescribed head coverings (kipoth) but also serve disproportionately in military operations. I never learned, by the way, whether the military responsibility that applies to young women and young men equally, affects the “modern Orthodox” as well.

Living in a siege situation explains other things that I noticed in Israel. Unlike FOX and CNN, the average Israeli did not agonize over Ariel Sharon’s failing health. Although admired for his military prowess and coalition building, Sharon was not thought to be indispensable for the peace process. If the Palestinians will recognize us and cease their violence, is the refrain, whoever will then be on hand will sign the resulting peace. Another consequence in Israel of being surrounded by enemies is a relatively laid-back approach to immigration. In Netanya “Russian Jews” have arrived in droves claiming that they are exercising the Jewish “law of return.” These immigrants from the former Soviet Union look mostly like ethnic Russians, who might have discovered or invented a Jewish grandmother. Their inventiveness reminded me of some Americans, who in quest of casino money on Indian reservation land, create for themselves Pequot relatives. Unlike the orthodox Rabbinate, who willingly do genealogical checkups to determine someone’s Jewish identity, most Israelis, who need more arms-bearing settlers, seem to care little about bloodlines. But unfortunately for the Israelis, the Russian immigrants have brought with them unwelcome habits, particularly heavy drinking and malingering. Unlike other immigrant groups, the Russians may be hard for the Israelis to absorb.

From the foregoing remarks, written last January, it is apparent that I regard the siege situation in which the Israelis find themselves as the most critical side of their national existence. Not only are the effects of this problem unrelenting. It is also one that does not lend itself to any ready solution that will leave Israel in a relatively secure position. The victory of Hamas in the Palestinian territories does not bode well for Israel. The victorious party is still committed to the destruction of its neighbor, but, perhaps even worse, is not able to establish its own functioning state. So far this invertebrate condition has been ascribed to temporary difficulties, e.g., the cutting off of international funding, until Hamas renounces terrorism, and the opposition to Hamas posed by the formerly ruling party of Palestinian President Abbas. Meanwhile there is no political entity on the other side that is ready or able to subdue violence in its territory, and which can therefore enforce treaties. Such are the preconditions for a lasting peace even if a Palestinian government were willing to recognize Israel outright. This means for the Israelis that the present siege situation, marked by narrow borders and multiple check-points, will continue to be part of their daily life. Those inhabitants who can relocate to better conditions in Europe, Canada or the U.S. will frequently do so, and even the Russians of dubious Jewish parentage will depart if they can find better material opportunities elsewhere. These may be the long-range, inescapable effects of Israel’s beleaguered existence.