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Hillary’s Winning; Bamboozles Benghazi Committee

Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Republicans

Hillary Clinton owns the Benghazi hearing, mainly because Republicans are both stupid and malevolent, concerned with self-aggrandized huffing and puffing and posturing.

A clever bunch of people would have arrived at the House Benghazi committee hearing with a surprisingly terse, focused and unanimous mandate. First, they would have disavowed the actual intervention in Libya. Predicated on the first, the second move would be a short proposition to Hillary. It would go something like this:

“You were the one, Madam Secretary, who cracked the whip at Foggy Bottom. It is our informed opinion that you had resolved to run the U.S. mission in Benghazi, Libya, as one would an open community center. In contravention of the safety of our staff there, you meant above all to telegraph to the world that the war you and war-lords Samantha Power and Susan Rice launched was a success, when in fact, Madam Secretary, your gunpoint democracy in Libya has been as fruitful as G. Bush’s faith-based forays into Iraq and Afghanistan.

Now, let us trace the ‘stand down’ orders that issued from the mindset aforementioned. It will take an hour, not more. We don’t expect to squeeze much from you, but let us do those dead men our due diligence. … etc. …”

And pigs will fly.

Instead, Hillary, slightly rehearsed, but speaking in a calm, surprisingly sonorous voice, is showing herself to be a master bureaucrat, in command and able to memorize the ins-and-outs of her office at the time these poor men died waiting on her help.

A masterful performance by Mrs. Clinton; a fail to the generally flailing GOP.

UPDATED: Joy! Justin Trudeau’s A PM In The Tradition Of Jean Chrétien (Borderline Retarded & Funny)

Barack Obama, Canada, Republicans

His Prime Minister-ship might prove quite fun. Justin Trudeau is a PM in the tradition of clodhopper Jean Chrétien: profoundly and entertainingly dumb.

Here is the information gleaned from Kathy Shaidle’s “Meet Prime Minister Zoolander” (I had to look up “Zoolander.” I think it alludes to some dumb American movie character):

* “… last night, Canada kicked Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper out of office after almost ten years of ‘tumbling debt, falling taxes, low crime, [and] secure borders,’ and elected Liberal leader Justin Trudeau, alias ‘The Dauphin,’ alias the ‘ridiculous ballerina,’ alias ‘Zoolander.'”

* The link to “Justin Trudeau’s greatest hits,” which include, “Proclaiming that we must ‘rethink elements as basic as space and time,” “that he admired China’s ‘basic dictatorship,” that “the economy must be grown from the heart outwards,” that “deficits are a measure of the success of government,” and that “Canada’s expertise are in how to face a winter in the mountains with the right equipment.”

Joy! I can laugh again about politics.

Trust conservatives, however, to gripe about things Trudeau does OK: legalizing drugs and making Canada’s foreign policy less US-compliant. At least so we think, because that’s a generous paraphrasing of his stilted words. Trudeau can’t speak clearly, but that’s what he likely meant.

The Taki Magazine column about Canada’s community organizer-cum-prime minister, Trudeau, certainly helped me understand Trudeau’s “Sunny ways” chant of yesterday.

However, Kathy, you lost me when, with this sentence, you appeared to suggest Teddy Roosevelt was a creature of substance:

Justin Trudeau makes Barack Obama look like Teddy Roosevelt.

If anything, Barack Obama does look a lot like Theodore Roosevelt, who was a most sickening progressive. After Teddy delivered his “New Nationalism Address,” so radical was the Roosevelt political program that its author was condemned as “communistic, “socialistic,” and “anarchistic’ in various quarters.”

Back in the day, “the Eastern United States denounced [Roosevelt] as a ‘communist agitator.’” This was “the most radical speech ever given by an ex-President,” writes Robert S. La Forte in The Kansas Historical Quarterly.” (More in “Who’s It To Be? Teddy No. 1 or Teddy No. 2?”)

UPDATED (10/22): This is too good to be true. Not only is Trudeau borderline retarded, speaks with a valley girl lisp; but he also has a tat on his arm. We’ll call it the Trudeau Stamp.

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The Trump-In-Decline School Of Alternate Reality

Democrats, Media, Objectivism, Politics, Republicans

“Reports of Donald Trump’s demise are wildly exaggerated,” said one of the “astringent” minds with life tenure on the DC consultant and pundit circuit. Indeed, the school of thought that has consolidated like an aftershock after the tectonic shift in politics created by Donald Trump comprises the “adviser, strategist and candidate class” we know so well. They create their own reality and force their viewers or listeners to share their parallel universe.

Except that a LOT of Americans are having none-of it.

As was predicted in this space—and well before Monica Crowley awoke (today) to the reality of Trump (on Fox News’ Hannity)—many independents, Reagan Democrats and Southern Democrats are going to flock to Trump.

Likewise, refutations of rumors of the demise of Trump are meaningless, created among people whose intellectual output consists of wishful thinking designed to confirm a world-view friendly to power.

On the other hand, not once has a reliable, non-mainstream analyst outside this sheltered-employment clique ever suggested that Trump would peak, then crash, plateau, then decline or disappear.

DC is having a debate with itself.

As far as Trump is concerned, they can talk to the hand.

Sock It To Ghoul G. Bush, Mr. Trump, And Keep Going

Bush, Neoconservatism, Pseudo-history, Republicans, Terrorism

Donald Trump has done it again. As part of his mission of mercy to us true freedom lovers, he has begun chipping away at the sacred cow of the pseudo-right: George W. Bush, the man who:

* intervened with the World Court against his own state of Texas, on behalf of José Medellín, rapist and murderer of Texan girls.
* kept the borders wide open for future Medellíns.
* spent the most money since Lyndon B. Johnson.
* supported the prosecution by U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton of patriotic Border Patrol Agents Ignacio Ramos and Jose Compean.
* cowed a cowardly Congress into authorizing war against Iraq, the repercussions of which are with us today.
* extended credit to the un-creditworthy to give us the subprime fiasco, also known at the Wall Street Journal as “The Bush Ownership Society” (much loved by editor Stephen Moore).
* gave banksters our money (or inflated the money supply to bail out the banksters).

On and on.

So when Mr. Trump refused to play footsie, Friday, and “suggested that former President George W. Bush had failed to stop the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks,” he was right!

In an interview with Bloomberg, Mr. Trump was asked how he would demonstrate compassion during a crisis such as a hurricane or attacks on the World Trade Center. Saying that he has more heart and is more competent than the leaders who dealt with those tragedies, Mr. Trump then criticized the former president.

“When you talk about George Bush, I mean, say what you want, the World Trade Center came down during his time,” Mr. Trump said.

Blaming 9/11 on Mr. Bush is taboo for Republicans and has largely been off-limits for Democrats. Pressed on whether he really meant to blame the attacks on Mr. Bush, the billionaire developer did not back down.

“He was president, O.K.?,” Mr. Trump said. “The World Trade Center came down during his reign.”

Donald Trump has begun a process that is absolutely vital to freedom lovers: challenging everything about the regimes that have gone before. It is a positive process in as much as it threatens to unsettle an ossified, corrupt, hermetically sealed political spoils system.

Mr. Trump, do not back down, do not waver. George Bush was, first and foremost, and enemy of his own people. The fact that he sent soldiers to die for naught, and now goes on bike rides with limbless, clueless soldiers, who crave a pat on the back from TCIC: this makes Genghis Bush even more of a ghoul (“Iraq Liars & Deniers: We Knew Then What We Know Now”).