“It may be worth watching Tucker tonight,” tweeted Musil Protege. Musil was hoping to hear an impassioned response to a particularly gory South-Africa style homicide, in the course of which a bunch of fellas, during the Puerto Rican Day Parade in Chicago, pulled a young couple out of the car and shot them in cold blood, while gesticulating and hopping about with feral glee.
“He has developed a relationship with Chicago Alderman Raymond Lopez,” posited Musil Protege, “a reasonable law and order Democrat, who has become something of a thorn in the side of Mayor Lightfoot. I don’t think this crime will be disappeared so easily.”
“Gyovanny Arzuaga and Yasmin Perez were shot on West Division Street on the Northwest Side around 9:15 p.m. Saturday, hours after the parade had ended.” Both are now dead.
Chicago. pic.twitter.com/PtKljo2Nlr
— Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) June 20, 2021
“My mistake,” came Musil’s next tweet. “Tucker Carlson turned to his go-to expert on everything, Candace Owens. Mea culpa.”
Say no more.
Musil is right about Tucker’s disappointing tack. The Fox News host had said that nobody rendered a more “lucid” explanation for the orgies of black crime than Candace Owens’ word salad.
I obviously didn’t get it. To me, Candace’s lucidity was silent (to conjure the great Queensryche ballad, “Silent Lucidity“). Owens’ tack is essentially the following: Democrats are just using innocent blacks. With their schemes—their political shenanigans—Democrats drove blacks to do the crime.
To go by Candace Owens, as per her consistent performances on Tucker Carlson’s show, the Democrats made black residents of Oakland CA, simulate coitus and engage in an orgiastic celebration of death and mayhem around the EMT vans.
Shooting at Oakland CA Juneteenth celebrations last night, leave 1 dead and 5 injured. This is how people reacted when the EMTs arrived. pic.twitter.com/AcFPciJuzq
— Anthea (@Anthea06274890) June 21, 2021
And in case you don’t know it, US Democrats caused black crime in South Africa, too. My tongue is firmly in my cheek here.
What’s remarkable about these bacchanalias of murder and mayhem is the sexual component: Violence is sexually titillating to these lower-order reptilian brains (with apologies to reptiles).
Pants are often pulled down; and the lower body is thrusting as that of a dog in heat. (My apologies to the canine community for the unfortunate comparison.)
Chicago. pic.twitter.com/PtKljo2Nlr
— Ian Miles Cheong @ stillgray.substack.com (@stillgray) June 20, 2021
In all, “the Democrats Made Them Riot And Rut” argument is doo-doo. It doesn’t fly. And it’s pretty bad moral reductionism.
MORE Candace fast-talking boilerplate.